Zombie Harmony finds that special zombie just for you
This is one of those why-didn’t-I-think-of-that sites of pure awesome: a zombie dating service. Technically, you’re not supposed to join unless you’re a zombie, but that doesn’t have to stop you from browsing the zombie singles: lady zombie “luvs2cuddle” enjoys “long, slow, lumbering walks on the beach,” while the guy who calls himself “Need2Feed” relies a little too much on LOL in his profile.
The site is only a single page, which is a little lame–it would have been nice if the joke had gone a little deeper, but it’s clearly just a marketing stunt for the real dating site Mingle. Still, well done!
Photos of meat. Human meat.

The Sterile Eye is a Norwegian medical photographer’s personal blog, and as such the entries cover whatever is on the guy’s mind that day. But among the miscellania are entries where the man posts photos and stills from the videos he shoots, and they’re extremely up close and personal glimpses of the human body.
Cool Halloween decorations from an unlikely source
Look, you don’t have to like her or what she (usually) stands for. The fact is, this woman apparently loves Halloween, and you can find some awesome free clip art and templates on her official website–things like skeleton party invitations and bat silhouettes. My favorite is the exaggerated staircase shadow cutout.
You’ll have to hold your nose and wade past the filthy slaughterhouse floor of “tasteful” ideas to get to the good stuff, but if you’ve got a strong stomach and are willing to dig around a while, you can turn up some pretty awesome ideas and artwork freebies.
Halloween section at MarthaStewart.com
20 horror movie cliches, as told by stick figures
Mark H. Harris, the editor of About.com’s Horror page, has put together a guide to the top 20 horror movie cliches that he finds most annoying. Then he illustrated them with stick figures. Pictured below: the ubiquitous doll heads that litter the killer’s home.
Movie cliche: doll heads littering the killer’s home.
“20 Horror Movie Cliches I Can Do Without” [Horror.About.com]
SNL video: bathroom terror with Ellen Page and Dracula
If you don’t watch SNL, I don’t blame you, but you may have missed this short last year that spoofs the gotcha! moment in horror movies when someone appears out of nowhere in the bathroom mirror.
Note: if the embedded video doesn’t show up below, blame NBC, not my blog, and click here to view the clip on their site.


