Groom’s cake with actual groom on top?
The hardest thing about throwing a good party—other than figuring out what to do with the dead hooker the next morning—is finding creative new ways to gross out your guests when they hit the snack table. Fake dog droppings? Too juvenile! A cake that looks like a corpse? Takes too much damned time! How about a severed head stuck on top of a frilly pink girlie cake? Perfect, you say? We say so too!
Cake Head is almost a foot in diameter and about 9 1/2″ high. The one downside to this is it’s not edible. On the other hand, you can put a hat on it! And because it’s foam rubber, you can use it year after year, including at weddings, Bat Mitzvahs, quinciñetas, wakes… Okay, maybe not wakes.
Cake Head at Halloween Mart (Price: about $40)

