Jewelry for the fashionable zombie lover

I don’t know much about accessorizing, but I know that frequently one puts rings and bracelets on one’s body to achieve that “put together” look. If you’re one of those people, and if you love zombies, you need to know about Undead Ed.

Ed makes rings and bracelets (among other creepy and usually silly things) out of polymer clay and found objects, and he sells them on his Etsy store for reasonable prices. Let’s face it–you’re not likely to find rotting flesh designs at local boutiques, and to my great surprise maggot-themed jewelry still hasn’t caught on at the big department stores.

The gorgeous and oversized Zombie Eye ring above has already sold, unfortunately, but there’s still a blue one available, as well as bracelets and other zombie-themed rings. If you’d rather have zombie dolls and objects instead of jewelry Ed’s got plenty of other options for you; I really like the miniature zombie-piggy bank.

Undead Ed’s Art [Etsy via Boingboing]

Zombie t-shirt so tacky it will scare away real zombies

$5 zombie t-shirtYou know what I like about this shirt? It’s only $5! It’s also so ugly that I’d be a little excited to wear it in public, because it would annoy people. And then after stepping outside I’d realize the error of my ways and wish I’d thought about this “annoying people” plan a little more, because it’s not a very good idea, and now I have to walk around with a green ghoul holding a purple brain. Oh well. It would probably look good under a black light. And at five bucks a shirt you could buy one for everybody in your family, even Grandma.

Zombie with Brain Black T-Shirt at socheapithurts.com