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You know how you’ve got those weird impulses and unsavory desires that you keep pushed down under the surface? The ones you would never act on? We’d like to bring those out and give them some fresh air. By answering a few thought-provoking and incisive questions below, our Monstersona program will calculate your personality type and tell you exactly which creepy jackass you would be. You know, if you were creepy and a jackass. And killed teenagers for a living.
Just answer the ten questions that follow to the best of your admittedly limited abilities. Remember, there are no right or wrong answers, only immoral ones. Read more
Redneck bar wipeout from “Near Dark”
My favorite scene from one of the best vampire movies of my childhood. Rediscovered via Cinematical.
Meet your new pet spider
This 3D, interactive spider at onemotion.com is an impressive feat of Flash animation and physics. You can adjust the color, size and speed of the little fella using sliders, then move your mouse cursor to a location on the map and press the space bar to deposit a tiny fly, and watch the spider make its way over to feed.
www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Make your own zombie Barbie
Bratz may have the child-hooker market cornered, but when it comes to disturbingly beautiful corpses, you pretty much have to look to Barbie. It’s what I used back in high school to make my own Laura Palmer gift for a friend (“She’s dead, wrapped in plastic!”), and it’s what Paranaiv is using for his own custom zombie doll look. His secret weapon: an exposed skull showing through the broken face. Nice!
Check out his site for step-by-step photos on how to make your own.
Behind Barbie of the Dead [via BoingBoing]
This seatbelt ad from the UK gives punctured lung the CSI treatment
If you can’t watch the YouTube clip, here are a couple of the pertinent screens for your enjoyment education.
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