Creepy gift idea: two-headed doll

Ah, memories of childhood! Those early years when your evil Siamese twin made you stab things and eat the pet! Back before your parents had the money for that surgery that made you as deplorable and normal as every other jerkwad in nursery school.

Now with this doll you can recapture those memories. Or just strap it into a stroller and go freak out old ladies at the supermarket.

$20 at Stupid.com


 


Because if you have to give a gift this year, then someone should suffer.


December 5, 2008 | Filed Under Shopping, the weird web | View Comments 

No Room To Keep A Horse? Just Buy The Skeleton

Now you can enjoy the satisfaction of owning a horse without having to worry about things like feeding it, grooming it, riding it, or shooting it when it breaks its spindly legs on the racetrack. This real horse skeleton is technically a medical model, but you know what else it would be good for? A paper mache armature.

Horse Skeleton Model [Universal Medical Inc.]

July 6, 2008 | Filed Under Decor, Shopping, Supplies, the weird web | View Comments