RSSCreepy gift idea: two-headed doll
Ah, memories of childhood! Those early years when your evil Siamese twin made you stab things and eat the pet! Back before your parents had the money for that surgery that made you as deplorable and normal as every other jerkwad in nursery school.
Now with this doll you can recapture those memories. Or just strap it into a stroller and go freak out old ladies at the supermarket.
Because if you have to give a gift this year, then someone should suffer.
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